Birthday sayings

You get old when the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Your age is irrelevant unless you are a bottle of wine.

It is not the man who has lived the most who counts the highest years, but the man who has felt his life the most.

Those who have a birthday only reap schadenfreude.

For your birthday I wish you as much happiness as the rain has drops, as much love as the sun has rays and as much joy as the sky has stars.

The older you get, the more your birthday cake resembles a torchlight procession.

I've always suspected that blowing out the candles on the birthday cake is a health test in disguise for the insurance company.

Anyone who maintains the ability to recognize beauty will never grow old.

I'm at an age where you should confess youthful sins before you forget them.

You are young as long as you are still able to forget your own birthday.

The age you want to have spoils the age you have.

Age is a glorious thing when you haven't forgotten what it means to begin.

Getting younger and younger as you get older is the right art of living.

You have to live a long time to become a human being.

The happiest days of the past year may be the worst of the future.

The more candles your birthday cake has, the less breath you have to blow them out.

I do not understand why so many women suffer from the fact that they have already become a year older again. NOT getting one more year older, that would be a disaster.

When asked about their birthday, men state the year and women the month.

You can see how old you've become by the faces of those you knew when you were young.

Men your age don't get older - they just get more interesting!

If a man forgets his wife's birthday, he has not noticed that she has become a year older. Is there a more beautiful compliment?

No border tempts us to smuggle more than the age limit.

Humor is the salt of life, and those who are well salted stay fresh for a long time.

The women ask the impossible: to forget their age, but always remember their birthday.

In the first half of life, one acquires habits that cause him trouble in the second.

You have to make your mistakes early so you can learn from them for a long time.

You don't get older, you get better!!!

You are only old when you take more pleasure in the past than in the future.

The older you get, the more you appreciate the art of constructive silence.

A man with white hair is like a house with snow on its roof. But this does not prove that there is no fire in the stove!

Birthdays are the days when one contemplates what was, evaluates what is, and awaits what will be with good hope.

The usefulness of life is not in its length, but in its application. Many a man counts many years, and yet has lived only a short time!

Age happens in the mind, not on the birth certificate.

What time takes from man in hair, it replaces in wit.

So slowly it's time to tell the truth, before the sparrows whistle it from the rooftops: Hello Oldie!

If someone calls you old, hit him with your stick and throw your dentures after him!

Happy Birthday! Remember: No sex today! Because you need all your energy to blow out the candles!

On your birthday, a few words of wisdom: Smile while you still have teeth!

Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful of your life.